So tell me why I wake up to find this...
Why, oh why, have the sun gods forsaken me?
Have they forgotten that it's MARCH? Maybe they are too busy being hand fed grapes. Maybe they are lounging on the beach in sunny California? Whatever their excuse is, I'm not having it. They are going to have to answer to the backside of my hand.
Good thing we're packing all of our worldly possessions and catchin' us a aeroplane to Californie in two weeks!
(provided the sun gods don't attempt retrobution for my backhand and send another snow storm...perhaps I shall rethink my actions...nah, they deserve it)
Come swiftly Spring and take me away from Winter's {{cold}} clutches...
